LET’S PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER... #APRILFOOLSEDITION | AITL?! EP 56

Welcome back to Amai Tu La the podcast with selfie aka the mother fricking audity Welcome to Amai Tu La the podcast Guys, yo first of all, I just want to say a huge fricking thank you to every single person who Listened to my last episode Honestly, that was maybe one of the most sporadic episodes I've ever thought to share on my podcast and I'm not gonna lie to you guys I really was tempted to actually just title that like add an abortion As the episode I got so scared that I chickened out And I ended up just keeping the miscarriage as in like the because if you watch YouTube you saw that YouTube page actually had I had a miscarriage on And then it was just why that why I don't want to want to have kids and that was me chickening out and which is crazy for a podcast called Amai Tu fricking loud your girl was like maybe she's not ready which says a lot About just being a woman in our mental states and how people can be a bit crazy. Don't you think Anyways, welcome back to Amai Tu La it has been a minutes, but not really is literally just been a couple of days Um, I just want to say shout out to the pod fan man. It just means so much to me you guys constantly show me Community you show me love you show me energy you show me pride you make me so Happy in a way that I just I have no words to describe So thank you guys so much for constantly showing up as you can see if you're watching YouTube We are in a different background your girl is in Los Angeles because um this week Well tomorrow is a snapchat awards. I don't know if I've said this on the podcast But your girl got nominated for a snapchats fashion creator of the year Now let me actually show you guys who the nominees are because I don't know who snapchat was talking to I don't know what they thought they were doing because okay I already said this on my vlog. So if you watch the vlog channel you guys get it, but I don't I don't think I'm gonna win, but this is not me being like Oh, she doesn't believe it herself. I'm not going to deceive myself. Okay one thing about me is especially because I feel like I'm a Nigerian I'm not going to deceive myself. I pretend like I feel like I I can get I'm just going for the vibes I'm literally just here because it will be nice to you know at least go and meet these people who I am huge fans of Okay, so people who were nominated a Lewin Badara fall. I don't know who that creator actually is Ashley Graham. I mean Victoria secrets Supermodel Ashley Graham was nominated Heli Khalil as in sports illustrated model miss minnesota. I think it's wish what she won Khalil Zach luco I don't know who that is selfie aka the model freaking auditing as in yes the East people choice award nominee Nigerian baddie am I too loud podcast host audity and Style by tyra. I don't know. I think I know star by no tyra. I think anyways. Those are the nominees for top fashion creator Which is a bit nerve-racking. Okay, um, honestly, I think with I think in this group. I really feel like Heli might win Honestly, I think Heli. I don't know if Ashley is gonna win this because she's also nominated for two other things If I'm not mistaken, so I'm not sure if she's going to actually win this right. She's gonna be nominated for something else But I think Heli's gonna win fashion creator, but they have a lot of people. I'm not sure what like I don't know how this is gonna end up like if I win this though like I don't know. I don't think I will. I'm just not me saying. Oh, I don't think I'm going to win it And then I go on when it's none of this is me generally telling you. I don't think I'm gonna win it Just because I just don't like you know what you just see the competition You're like hey this competition is a bit tough, man. I don't know about that Anyway, so that's why I'm in LA. I'm in my friends plays hanging out and I Have been loving staying and hanging out with my friends and getting to know my friends I feel like the past two three years of life for me has been very work heavy I will come to LA and I'll be in a hotel not seeing friends simply just working working working And I've been a lot more intentional this time around of actually seeking out friends I mean like oh my god like we should hang out we should see so I have a few people lined up to hang out with our not Work-related, which is really good. I'm really proud of me But also we're gonna get some work done in LA because your girl needs to make that money. So um, that's what we're doing so far. So First of all, I want to say thank you. I don't know. I just uh guys. I feel like I constantly forget that vulnerability really is my superpower and I have been more It's been reaffirmed for me lately based on the way like life has been happening to me and how things have been going And I just want to say thank you again like thank you for the support last week Um that episode has been doing so well, but also you guys have resonated with me the amount of messages I have gotten from women across the world who have been through something similar who feel like Empower because I shared my story. I would never take it for granted I think that's why I might say a lot is what it is. So I love you guys so very much but We're going to move our heaviness aside. Okay, we gotta shake it off I feel like I sometimes tend and this is not saying that situation was too heavy But I think I want to close that chapter for me But also keep it open if anyone ever wants to share or just just you guys know I'm here I'm always going to be here for you, but um, it's April fools happy April fools day If you listen to this on Wednesday then it's April fools day meaning your girl can get away with a few things today Okay, because anything I say in this episode could be April fools you don't know I was like you know what what episode can I do that? If I ever get You know caught I could be like oh no, it was April fools day. It was all for the content So we're gonna be doing never if I ever I'm not smart You know when you want to spill tea, but you've been trying to figure out how to spill the tea conveniently This is my convenient way to spill the tea This is it also the light is a bit yellow. I'm sorry if like it comes off in the edit But like I just couldn't figure it out so bear with me. We're going to play never ever ever for episode 55 I'm gonna be answering 55 never ever ever questions because if you don't know me I think that back if you know me there you go If you know me you know how much I love a game night. I love okay Okay, I know people get a bit annoyed because people are always like oh my god Everybody wants to do game nights everyone wants to have like sex conversations But I'm like okay after college when do you ever get to play If you know what I mean like after college As an adult when do you ever get to be in situations where you get to have fun in that way Especially with opposite sex where if if not for game nights And I know they should also be game nights that are not Ronchy or fun, but I hate when everybody's always like oh my god I hate going to game nights. They always turn into sex. Yeah, cuz people are horny. It's okay. Let people enjoy life Yes, I want to enjoy life now. I know there's some people that if they invite me to their game nights I know what to expect and the same people that when they invite me I know oh it's about to get down if Sophie invites you to a game night. It's a good mix of both Okay, I would make it clear from the beginning. I'll be like okay. It's this kind of game night bring all the drinks The phones off It's gonna be a good time And then the other times I'll be like, you know, we could bring her camera. Let's vlog. Let's do that I went to a car two years ago. Oh my god. It's been two years now and I hosted a private game night That was one of the best times I've ever had because I didn't know half of those people I just met them literally that freaking trip and I'm like I want to do this again in different countries We're like I meet people on a trip and we just have game night. We just have fun I will say that a game night did turn into a weird a bit of a weird situation because people are being like weird and nosy I don't know so like I also just be careful my game nights moving forward if you know, you know But I was like oh my nose on if you if you're watching on youtube and use or Spotify And then you can tell because I'm like, but I always just see my nails are done um, but yeah, so I love a game night So we're gonna do 55 questions and so yeah game nights I'm the queen of game nights, and I love a good raunchy game night But I also love a nice mafia game night Traders. I love a good chess checkers new dough Snakes and ladders who know what don't play Okay, a girl can do both you can have fun. You just know when you know, you know, you need to know when the time is Today's never ever Eva. I'm actually never ever either like that. I just want us to have fun on the podcast today I just I feel like I miss yapping with you. I feel like when I Used to do the podcast with my old producer It was fun to have that banter because he was there But sometimes when I'm with the camera like this I tend to want to provide a lot of value to you guys because I feel like oh my god you guys are watching me Just me. I want to make sure you're getting the bulk of Information value with whatsoever, but I also don't want to you know I don't want to let go of that part of me that you guys enjoy Which is the fun loving crazy chaotic selfie with that being said We're gonna answer 55 never ever ever questions with explanations to because I hate I hate when you go to a game night and people are doing never ever ever put your hands down if I'm there Someone you know who you have been trying to watch all night Now puts their hands down, but they're like oh you guys didn't say we had to explain Why are we playing the game? Put your own down and explain to me why you put your own down for having a threesome what? You pastos daughter don't play like I Sort of know people I'm like what you actually like you don't know why I want you to play this game because I want to know your team Like what's going on with you? So you guys are gonna know my team this video and I hope you enjoy it grab some wine You know grab a drink happy April fools Everything you hear in this episode stays in this episode. I lie our quotes clips and I was shaved But Everything you hear in this episode stays in this motherfucking episode and if anybody tells me Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so for you that it's April fools. I lied You see this is what they call it smart girl. I mean smart girl Don't play okay So let's bring out our phone because we're gonna use it on our phone Also, I'm really hot with this jacket, but I don't want to take it off because then I'm like I just don't have anything underneath Anyways you guys don't care never ever ever edited a selfie Yes, but let me explain. I never ever ever ever ever ever ever used to edit any of my photos online Like when photographers took my photos. I never used to edit it I hated that face tune face app face like it was just not my thing I was against it when I did modeling shots. I would tell them to keep my little serum gomas around my eye I'll tell them to keep any blemishes. I never edited my selfies But I'm not gonna lie to you lately Your girl has been using soft glam on face app I'm not gonna lie to you And I don't I don't do it too much I think I put it on the lower end of the spectrum on like a little 25 20 percent I think I can't receive I'm already familiar with face app like that So don't use it that much But I'm on the lower end of it and that's only because I feel like when I go out I don't really do my glam makeup in a way that it gives glam So when I post the photos online it doesn't give glam red carpet error You know what I mean? So I feel like when I post the photos That Extras of glam makes it then look like glam. Okay, so it's not that bad guys You know what I mean? It's not that crazy. I'm just saying But yes, I do edit my selfies Um, but I'm I'm very careful about it. I'm not like You know, there's some people that you see their selfies and you're like uh-uh Your face is not as smooth. I know no human beings faces that your teeth are not that white So you don't even have the nearest bay. Why is your teeth shiny? Why you why no like there's some that my okay? It's a bit too much I don't go that far and if you go on my Instagram shameless plug the oddity you find out that it's really not okay Never ever cut my own hair Clearly I cut my all the time so of course I've done that um I feel like since I cut my hair everybody keeps asking me if I'm ever gonna grow my hair back guys I don't ever think so and I only say that because when I think about it now The only reason I would want to have hair is to have wigs And when you're bold is so much easier to just throw a wig on and I never Do braids like that so I really don't care for braids my forehead is a five head So I wouldn't necessarily want to do braids because of my five head. So it doesn't matter to me Um, never have I ever been attracted to a cartoon character. I feel like I have um, I would say like Simba Honestly, okay Okay, okay Nala okay. Okay. Let me explain. So I only said Simba right now because when I was not super open about being queer And people will always ask me that I would always say the Lion King and I'll just say Simba because I felt like If I said Nala people would be like hmm, Sophie But also when I just asked myself this question now, I really thought Nala and I said Simba But actually, yeah, Nala. Did you see that like that scene? Can you feel the love tonight that scene where like they were tumbling Nala, and then like It was a time where like eyes like purred and she like looked up as Simba Look at me like okay, Sophie. That's an animal Okay But I just think like cats are so sexy And oh, we're gonna get to this. I feel like it's gonna be in here. I just really really really feel like cats are sexy Like when you see like tigers and like You know cats in the wild you're like, hey, okay. I see how it is. Huh. Do you have something that okay? If you don't that's okay Just don't judge me for my preferences. All right. Sheesh Um, never have I ever laughed so hard I wet myself I don't think I've ever done this I don't think I've ever wet myself except like it falls in bed. I never when I was younger And I never had like the whole wet and in bed thing I'm not I'm more pisser I'm not a kind of person that likes to pee like it's not my thing. I don't I'm more I'm not really big on the peeing situation like I pee often but I poop more if that makes sense like You know, there are people in this world who have to pee like 20 times a day. I'm not that person So I'm not really like a big pee person necessarily so no not really Um, I don't think I've laughed so hard I wet myself. Oh, so who was that funny? I might laugh so hard like I can't breathe. You're not laughing. We're like you're like Yeah, I don't know that I've struggled with but besides that I don't think so never number five never ever ever picked out a wedgie in public Oh several so I still do that today like I was shopping and I was at Aldo and Steve mining was across and I could see the Steve Madden like desk people were there and I knew there was my panties ever thung on I think was so stuck up my butt. I really wanted to get it out But I knew that if I took it out because they could see me from across And I feel like they wanted me to go into that Steve Madden And I know ones have picked my ass while they were watching me So I had to like wait until they looked away and then I picked my ass But then I forgot that the Aldo star club was right beside me So I'm pretty sure he saw it, but he didn't say anything But yeah, I pick my wedgie all the time I feel like people who judge who pick wedgie are crazy because I've ever struggled with having your thung riding up your butt in the most uncomfortable way You would say nothing like you people it's the same thing with like broadstraps I feel like when people are talking about People hiding their broadstraps We all wear bras well People wear bras wear bras but bras are like I never understood the idea of like don't let your bras show in your outfit It's a necessary garment for a lot of women I don't need a bra because I have no titty But for women who do need bras You could you you like what is this beauty standard about you know what let's talk about it real quick What is this beauty standard about not having your bras showing When you wear bra like we all know you have a bra on The broadstraps is usually just it's like when a man has a white feeder on And they show it off like why can't we do that why is that an issue Hmm Sandra why is that an issue Rebecca I don't know why I said those names I'm so sorry Sandra Rebecca So same thing as a wedgie we all know we have panties on we all know we have boxers on and sometimes they ride up Why can't we just pick it out and call it a day There's certain human practices that when people like Feel some type of way about it's just so funny to me like why you ashamed of a natural thing like Picking a wedgie is normal farting pooping peeing we all these are these are things that everybody does In fact, these are things that we all have to do to survive Like you have to wear panties or else you're chafing you have to wear a bra if you have big titties or at least you want some support So why are we with acting like it's like the end of the world you know what I'm getting into this whole rant about bras when that's not the point of this okay moving on Um number six never ever ever use someone else's toothbrush I have And they're watching this probably right now and honestly I don't know if you think it's disgusting or not, but if I'm eating your ass out And you're telling me that you draw the line. I'm using your toothbrush. You're actually mad You're actually a cure your your your mind If I can eat your ass But you're telling me I can't brush my teeth with your toothbrush mind you Our lips you have tongue in each other. I want tongue is what they're dancing dancing a zone tool dancing all the Nannies and things in your mouth you tell me what we can't share a toothbrush We're already split already we're already mixing saliva and plaque and cavities and everything else You might as well you share our toothbrushes. What's the what's the problem yet? I know that's nasty Guys, yo, I don't know. I'm not personal. I really I don't I don't mind it I might have at least I've been close enough to two people in my lifetime and I've used their toothbrushes But just two though and then like I also we've lips so often that I know how clean their mouth is to like It's fine now. I will say that there was a time where I didn't feel like my mouth I gene was the best and I felt really bad for them using their stuff still But then their toothpaste and toothbrush work better than mine. So it made sense and they always knew I think I think I come fast like later on Don't judge me. You can judge me. It's fine as April fools. I'm lying Okay, number seven never ever ever accidentally set something on fire. I've actually I have actually as a kid. I used to love eating candles. I was a kid. Don't ask me why I don't know I can't tell you. I just really love the taste of candles and There was one time I thought to myself if I liked a candle when it wasn't lit What would it look like if it was lit and then I could try eating it? It didn't work out. I almost once the Dining area but I was really young. I was like five four five So didn't happen to get my mom whooped my ass and she never used to hit me as a kid She woke my ass this time. I don't think was it her or my uncle Trauma I can't remember, but I have done that number eight never ever ever blamed a fart on a pet I have so if you don't know I have two pets. I have a well, let's say have a dog and have a dog But I have a girl dog and a boy dog cobo and Kiara lion king Yeah And yo, I just every time I fart in the house with my ex at the time I would always just lie and be like, oh, it was cobo Not for a dog and sometimes I feel like he knew I was like saying it was him when I knew it wasn't him But I just amata does it We all this is the same bowel movement. I paid for you. I don't know. I don't care. Whatever. I have blamed the dog Whatever number nine never ever ever blocked someone's toilet This one I feel like Yo, I have actually blocked someone's toilet and The fuck that this memory is getting really hard for me to remember is even crazier because I'm realizing that I felt so bad I had to shit so freaking bad guys. It was so bad and This is so disgusting. I shouldn't say this online. I shouldn't say this online, but I blocked the toilet so bad That like I have to use like my panties to like wrap my hand to like dig into it on club because they didn't have a thing I didn't want to ask them for it. Was that disgusting? I'm not a one to touch my hand. I'm okay. Okay I'm gonna skip this question, but yes, I have and I want to keep this in there because I might shout. Yes I feel like someone's gonna cut that part and post it. I'm gonna think I'm the most disgusting person on earth But I swear I also blocked the airplane toilet when I was flying To God not one time That was also really bad. I feel bad for the flight attendants. Oh, that's smelt and nasty Okay, number 10 never ever ever quietly farted at work and then left the room all the time I work at home outside in the elevator. I fart a lot I don't think I have ibs either. I just fart a lot. I feel like I get I just I can't hold a fart in when I hold a farting I'm uncomfortable. I just need to let it out and I let it out. So please I don't like people stressing me out. I let those I let that shit go and that's okay People add my thing is if my fart is quiet, it doesn't smell No, I take that back if my fart is loud it doesn't smell if my fart is quiet, it does smell So usually when I'm outside and I know it's gonna be a quiet one I feel so bad, but then I cannot take the blame because Eh There's no way you didn't hear it from me But when it's loud and it doesn't smell I can be like, oh, what was that? Sorry guys, I farted. But it's okay. It doesn't smell it. It doesn't really smell so you're like, oh, she's so clean No, I'm just smart So stupid number 11 never ever ever met up with someone from a dating app guys I feel like I've said this before I've actually never Used a dating app meaning I've been on them But I never really sort of like ever went on dates on apps unless I'm forgetting someone and I feel so bad I'm I have such a terrible number, but I don't really think so yeah, no, I don't think so I just was never the kind of person who trusted dating apps like I feel like I was such a millennial But I'm really not I'm Gen Z But I just felt like I never I would flirt with people online But then I think as I start also growing bigger with auditing when I would be on these dating apps Especially the ones that were queer focused a lot of people there will be like, oh my god Is this really auditing? Is this a catfish? Send me a real profile. Tell me a selfie. Give me your phone number And it became weird so I always felt like I couldn't meet up with them And then the ones that got close enough to meet up with I was so busy. I never really reached out So everyone I've ever dated honestly As always been like a friend like a friend of a friend we met in college a friend knew you through a group chat Never through like like hinge or tying me or like any of those apps never ever So I actually have not met someone on a dating app for interesting never ever ever lied on a dating app I actually have And I usually lie about like my name and I also lie about like what I do for a living all the time Like I never tell people I'm an influencer Am I dumb? I'm never gonna do that. I would never ever do that So never so I always lie about what I do for a living and my name if anything Usually they know I'm lying if they know me But ideally I don't want someone who knows me so they always works out But then I don't even end up meeting with them so it really doesn't matter Okay, number 13 never ever ever ghosted someone I have Hmm, okay, well I Was about to be like I have probably not ghosted someone but then I thought about it and Defined ghosting okay because I am a I'm a big communicator so I'm not the kind of person who would I'm not the kind of person who wouldn't communicate that I will be ghosting you except in really extreme situations But I kind of will show I am very I can be very abrupt meaning I can be like we could be very good And I'll just be like I'm not interested and I'm done so at least I will tell you so you know just calling me and I will never pick up I don't think I've ever ghosted someone I'm not that kind of person. I will tell you yeah I'm not interested if you keep pushing then I will stop responding before the most part I will still communicate my disinterest so yeah I don't think I've ever ghosted someone because I don't like I don't like when people go to me So I don't fuck with that Number 14 never ever ever dumped someone over text I have actually not done that I've been in a few long distance situation ship things where The dumpation had to happen over text rather than seeing each other but Even then like it still felt like it really wasn't a dumping over text because we called about it We were talking. It wasn't very abrupt and I think the like last time that happened was like in 2018 2017 I'd be breaking hearts guys. I'm just saying not me going down memory lane Number 15 never ever ever texted an ex out of nowhere I um I wouldn't say I'm toxic but I definitely I'm the kind of person I just don't like not being friends with my exes okay I know that sounds toxic doesn't it but like If you've been a part of me you've seen me in my coach like you've we've been intimate it feels like such a Weird feeling for me to not have you in my life in some capacity So I am definitely the ex I would like reach out honestly not even to want to circle back but just to make sure you're okay And I've definitely done the whole texting an ex out of the blue just but okay I'm just checking up on you and I feel like that's why I'm so cool with my exes because I'm never like Unless you did me dirty and most of the time I'm the one doing them dirty So I don't really have a lot of exes who've done me dirty Yeah, no not really. I'm really like you for love me my exes all love me So like, you know, I'm not excited you're on your wife on their kids. They're watching like oh look at that. This could have been your life Oh, but yeah, I feel like no no I am I'm the ex I will circle back just so you can say hello. I'm I'm like that. I'd be bad like that Okay, never ever ever gone on a date just to make someone else jealous. I have I have done that I have done that. I love jealousy. I in in respects for a relationship Call me toxic all you want Yes, I'm toxic. I love a good jealous. I I would repose So you see it. I would go on that date so you see it. I will almost lips So you see it because if you want to be mad, I'll be mad. Okay. Okay, that sounds a bit much But I'm definitely the person who is doing the dramatic um, I'm yeah, that's me. That's me I'm definitely the person who is going on days to make people jealous now. I would never go too far I feel like I've only done this like two three times and not in recent years like I've I've grown that behavior April fools Okay, never ever ever dated more than one person at once. Oh, I have I went through a polyamory phase And some year I'm not going to tell you my You want to see here look at see a doubt to doubt it. Look at she's trying to hear my tea Well, I went through polyamory phase where like I had four to five partners Funny enough during that time they were all men which is crazy when I think about it now because I really okay That's a bit too much. Is it too much should I keep she like okay Let me channel my inner color daddy for this. I'm going to make sure this clip does not leave I'm going to clip this part of the episode from my end, but Hey Now I said that I feel like someone stupid is going to go try to clip it shut up. So if you just hope to give people ideas Let me just tell you the story So I went through a phase where like I thought to myself. Hmm. Maybe I'm not queer. Maybe I am simply curious Or I just like trouble because When people talk about being queer you feel like you don't want to ask you for wahala You know what I mean like your life can't be easy like you especially when you come from the background that I come from like Why am I adding extra problems to my life? So I went through a phase where I was like what if I wasn't and it just it was just the size that was the issue If you know what I mean So with your face where I had multiple partners love them down. They were so sweet But they were all like of different girls lengths and sizes because I wanted to see Like what if I just needed a partner who like was like a solid three four inches or maybe it was a five or a six or seven Like they had like you know they had their thing going and they're really successful like one was getting his PhD And now one was a soon-to-be doctor. One was an engineer. Hey Oh my boys. Yeah, it was like we had a whole thing going on and they knew of each other Like I was very much like a lot of times when people talk about polyamory poly relationships open relationships The biggest thing about those relationships is communication like you have to be so honest with yourself and them about what you were feeling And that was very much what we were doing So they knew about each other But I think it's and they were mostly Yeah, they were mostly all African men and it's funny to me when I think about it now how They really all underestimated me Wanting to be polyamorous like you know when you're something like that. I don't want anything serious But in the eye they're like oh she's gonna be off my ass now about wanting to settle down. I did it I just wanted to experiment and And ended up being like a bunch of people being in love with you again because they just you know But just it's me Yo So yeah, I've done that. It was fun. That was a good time. Um, okay, moving on Number 18 never have I ever dated someone over a 10 years older Funny enough. No, I have Mm-hmm. No, I have not I've usually done eight to nine 10. I think I've not got into yet I don't think I'm gonna do I don't at this stage of my life. I don't think I'm ever gonna date someone that much older than me anymore um I like dating folks who are my age now But I'm also very open to like maturity levels. I just wouldn't do anyone younger Yeah, that's enough for me. I don't date people younger than me I can't do it. I don't have the patience for I don't care. I'm mature. You are you're so younger I don't do it. It's not for me. I don't care Queer man woman pant another I don't want it. I don't date people who are younger than me fun fact Um, never ever had a holiday romance. I have uh I Want to think about Sophie when the rum punch hits when the beach sun hits and 9 p.m. Turns down. Oh your girl could be in love What when that's a key light hit in a holiday when I'm feeling like right now. I feel like I'm a holiday like L.A. It's hot. There's a beach close by. I have a car. I'm very comfortable. I'm this is this is Sophie heats essentially. Okay Oh, I missed you guys, but you know nothing's happening But this is Sophie in the heat like nails done lashes done Like I'm feeling sexy body teeth been working out stamina up one like Yeah, this is Sophie in the heat. So a holiday romance. I love like and also love it because like I can be whatever version of myself I want to be like in my relationships and in my real life. I'm always very much Focus on the other person like I never ever get to be selfish with holiday romances. I can be so freaking selfish I love it like I am very much in tune with just me like I could care less what your name is who you are as long as you're safe tested and I can guarantee that Come on. Let's have a good time. I'm here for a long time. I'm a good time. Okay Number 20 never ever ever kissed dated slept with someone. I kept you the secret The one thing that makes me laugh about social media is the amount of people that I think I have messed with serum people And if they really knew the people I'd actually messed with the way their minds would be blown crazy Great like I mind you you would never know You would never know you might think you do you might have a hint But you would never ever ever know like unless I am married With maybe a child on the way honestly unless I don't even know I don't know I My relationships are so into my fuck the only person I ever really showed was Mr. Sophie and that was literally my best friend. He's still my best friend like that to me was the only person Whatever I showed online that you guys can say concretely and if you don't even know who Mr. Sophie is There's a reason why for that too. I don't share my love life. I can share all the wrong details But the person nah nah nah nah nah and I can even hint I can insinuate I can try to mess with your heads But trust me you're not gonna know you're not gonna know and buddy happy knows of me I you have nobody happy knows that you are giving it up don't play Okay, let me stop. I'm having a good time. This is what make me happy. Sophie. I shout All right, never ever ever falling in love on the first day who and who is falling in love with you in the first days Please no, I've never done that number 22 never ever ever gotten too drunk on the first day I don't I feel like on my first day. I wouldn't know I've actually not also had a lot of first dates like Not really like I'm not a take me out to dinner. I wanted to go through that era I'm so itching to do that though. I'm not gonna lie to you guys where like just for fun date people like Go out like meet someone on the app go on a day get dressed and just have conversations. I've not experienced that always People want to always just date me to wife me Like oh my god guys like I'm tired of it like I know I'm great. I know I'm perfect like it's okay. I don't like. I'm just too much, man Like yes, I know I'm everything at more than you want, but please relax Relax, I just wanted a day Every time oh wifey. Oh, yeah wife my cereal. Oh, I love you so much. Oh my god girl He did it. I want to take care of you. It's okay. Sometimes let me take care of you Sometimes Let's go done. This also needs to be deeper than that That's a flair. Okay Number 23 never ever ever been in love. Are you in love? I'm in love You in love I have been in love which is crazy because hey I could have sworn I'd been in love And then I felt love and I said hey never feel this shit again Then I felt love again. I was like oh, I like it. I don't know. I love love. I love love If you know anything about me just know I love love Number 24 never ever I slept with someone on the first day Hmm Well, what do you mean by on the first day like what do you mean? The first time meeting each other in person Yeah A few times so yeah, but like on the first day as in like we go out to dinner I've really not done that so technically no But if you mean like you're talking to someone that you guys finally meet in person The first now you guys do the do technically it's not the first day even though it is the first day that you're meeting So I feel like that's like a little bit of a you know, we're not sure we're not sure And then this goes for the 25 never ever ever had a one-night stand I have well, I think I've sold this story before about one of my first one-night stands ever where Midway through I was just like I really don't want to do this. I don't want to be here And I just lied that like I think I'd lie that my ulcer was acting up and I made them almost calling I'm dealing to take me away just was like known to continue having sex I stand by that. I have to pay the ambulance bill though. I stand by that though Not gonna lie to you. I just yeah, I just fixed the whole ulcer attack here. It was too much. I regret it I didn't regret the segment just was but I was like I don't want to do this anymore The lens we may go to just no engaging something is crazy to me I just was like I don't want to do this and I know I could have said stop. I really could have just said stop I don't know why I went that route Sometimes you just do it for the plot right somebody just want to be crazy. Yeah, whatever Never have I ever had a friends with benefits. That's my motto. Please. I love a good friends with benefits I feel like can we talk about this can we be honest? I hate this idea that Friends with benefits guess a bad rap. I really do I think everything in life is all about communication There are certain times in my life where I don't need a relationship. I don't want an intimate call me 24-7 thing I don't want that What I want is to just be fudged that's it. That's all I just want to have a good time I want to like you as a person and I want the benefits of having you as a friend that is all I don't want anything serious now where people get it mixed up It's been people think they want to lie their way and then feelings get involved and then people are like blah blah blah blah blah blah I wish It gets messy because you're not communicating some of my best friends with benefits have always been through communication like From the get go we're both like you know what we like each other. We're not ready We don't think we're gonna be ready anytime soon. Let's do this if anyone's like feeling changes Let it each other know if the other person is ready then you guys can get back together or get together If you guys are not ready then the other person has to take that L and move on and I'm not gonna lie I've had about three to four successful friend with benefits one person caught feelings. It wasn't me They had to go and the other time They both caught feelings and then they ended up together When it was a long-ass relationship, so you know what it works when you communicate Never have I ever sent a naughty photo to someone. Oh, I love a naughty photo. Yes, I have done that Never have I ever watched corn corn. Um, I have Yeah We've told about this before in episodes. I'm gonna get into it But you guys know my feelings of masturbation blah blah my issue with corn and the corn industry is the over sexualization And the mistreatment of sex workers. You know a divide but my thing with a lot of things like that is human beings always take things too far Like you can't just do something online just do it. I'm just let's it be we have to always do things extra I feel like the corn industry in the sex work industry can succeed in itself If it was a bit more regulated, but it's not because of course humans are humans, but you know by half never ever ever Faked in orgasm abs of freaking you Lee for the first couple of years in my life. That's all I did. I just pretended I really I'm not gonna lie to you It took a lot for me not to pretend to fake one right now in this episode But now that's a bit too far now. I know I'm pulling hopes if he when I might too fucking loud We're gonna keep moving number 29 number 30 now Number 30 never ever ever role played Role played. I love a good role play if you guys ever seen like Those movies or shows were like the person is like a new character and they're going to dinner I kind of love stuff like that. I love a good role play one man. I want to be an actor. Let me practice, baby Now at 31 never ever ever use handcuffs or other implements. I love toys. So yes, I have never ever ever tried anal I did hated it. I will say I think anal gets a bad rap because if you do it Rights with the right resources with right tools. It should be fine. I'm curious to do it There's someone I trust I'm gonna be interested to do is someone I trust but I don't know if I'm going to do it, but you know I'm I'm I'll be down for that never ever ever slept with a coworker. This is a juicy story Yes, I have when I was in grad school we had a grad Resident director who was like higher than me, but with it was like a resident director I was a grad resident director, so but it was just a bit higher than me because he had graduated and I was still in grad school and Yeah, we had a thing come to find out this bastard was actually sleeping with students too like not only grad students, but actual undergrad students as well This was the older man to Dominican. I think he was no, what am I talking about? He was white. He was a white man We found out he had a Dominican fiance and he had been like playing all the students including me my dumbass Guys the things I've been through so yeah, I have definitely stuff with a coworker And then if you think about co-workers in terms of like other creators and influencers Yeah Number 34 never have I slept with my friends ex No, no, I don't think well Well Well, well, well, well, okay, no, no, no, no I wouldn't say I have, but I will say there was a situation that happened one time where I don't think I've ever heard of you guys this story I'm a pretty open book especially if I'm not with someone and communication lines are clear And there was a friend of mine who was messing with the same person I was messing with I didn't know that when I found out I didn't get upset because I was like oh my god dick sisters. That's why you should call each other Yeah, guys That's how you know I was so quick as I did really not give a fudge I was like oh my god dick sisters. Oh my god girl Yeah, me too. She did not like that. She did not like that. So technically I didn't because They weren't exes, but that's a fun story. I always wanted to share that like I think I was like the stupidest funnest thing I've funniest thing I've ever done is literally find out me on someone else. We're hooking up with the same person And instead of getting upset by that I was like oh my god like Let's compare notes like what do you guys do? How do you like it? And this girl is gonna be like if you don't get the fuck get away from me and I was like Well, we've already done it's now was the why is the reaction different now guys I just wish people had more fun Okay, um Number 35 never ever ever had sex in a public space um, I have Um number 36 never ever ever had sex with more than one person the same night. I have not done that actually Really proud of that one number 37 never ever ever had a threesome you guys know up done that um 38 never ever ever skinny dipped I have I didn't call it actually my friend worked at a hotel and we would like sneak into her hotel at night And like all go skinny dipping nothing crazy happened We just did and I also went on the ski trip once with a group of friends. We also skinny dip there Yeah, never ever I joined the mile high club. I wonder is I'm not sure if the mile high club is Like being high on the plane or having sex on the plane either Way I have not done either after getting edible on the plane. So actually never mind I have done edibles on the plane. So I've been high never doing that again in my entire life Having sex on the plane. I have notes. I think I will only ever do that if there's like a private jet I will say Vegas Has That's and I might do that one day just for the plot 40 never ever ever danced in the bar No, I've not done that 41 never ever ever use the gents then jettamans like bathroom because the line for the ladies was too long I have done that I think what I'm bold to because they really be thinking I'm a guy Um number 42 never ever ever urinated in a swimming pool as an adult. I've actually never done that I think it's nasty but also I'm like people can see can they in the chlorine as disgusting number 43 never ever ever snuck in somewhere I feel like I have like I've snuck into a few places. That's all I'm gonna say about that. I've snuck into a few hotels in my lifetime Number 44 never ever ever snuck into a concert or music festival. I have um No, I've snuck into Coachella's artist pass when I had VIP pass but And I've snuck back backstage as some of my concerts in New York like I've done that But it wasn't technically sneaking because like if people saw me they would still have let me in anyways, you know Big Sophie and whatnot Okay, number 45 never ever ever shoplifted. I have guys one myself check out you Yeah, I'm not that what's what what we gotta rest me Going to my next question never ever been arrested. I have not been arrested good for bit Number 47 never ever ever hitchhiked a ride. I have actually never done that um I might do that just for the fun of it, but I feel like I'm a black woman. I don't want I don't think that's even safe So I don't think I'm ever gonna do that before. Yeah, never ever ever given a fake name every time I'm out of the club Probably I have a fake name. I will do that thing where like you have like alter egos Yeah, I with your girls in Miami does have different names. That's really me like I've done that Never ever ever lies to get out of going to work Plenty times guys even hanging out with people plenty times. It's something I need to work on but I don't know why I've not done that yet Oh 50 never ever ever cheated on a tester an exam. I've absolutely done that. I don't actually remember what Like I feel like it's not like crazy cheating like maybe like Maybe in high school. I would like have a paper like I'll sneak in or like a friend had a paper that they'll pass to me Nothing crazy. I don't think I did that anytime in college just because of that the risks were greater I've never cheated recently on anything like I feel like cheating now is a pretty intense thing Um, I wouldn't do that and then talking about cheating never ever ever cheated I've told you guys this before yes, I have it's something that I definitely regret and I would always regret um, I think it was pretty open ended because we were in an open relationship But the lines were still a bit blurry on what was allowed during that period and what the my partner wanted at the time So I will fully say that like It did it does qualify as cheating in that regard. So it's something I was still always regret but As someone who was cheated I understood I don't say I would not say I understand cheaters But I understand how easy it is to cheat and how people's brains function with that Um, I don't know as someone who's cheated too and my partner and I go back together even after I did that It's something that I'm always cognizant of if someone ever cheats on me If I would then get back with them I don't think so which is crazy to say that but I don't know if I can handle that breach of trust But then again, it's never happened to me. So I don't know. I don't know if I would ever be able to do that 52 never ever ever walked in on my parents. I have actually walked in on my parent once I was very traumatized. Oh guys. I was so traumatized by that type of situation It was terrifying, but it was also fun Funny not in no, no, I don't be dizzy. It was funny. Just how like crazy it was. I just it was too much Never ever ever going to tattoo. I have 10 Never ever had a speeding ticket. I've actually never going to speeding ticket And if you know how bad I drive I don't mean bad as in like oh, I drive reckless I just I drive really fast for me to have not going to speeding ticket I am very surprised by that And 55 the last one never ever ever broken a bone I have actually not ever broken a bone and that is because I do not engage in any physical play I hate physical games like football all those things. I don't know Anything that will risk my face getting broken. I don't want it. I refuse to want it You and not keep it far away from me But yeah guys those are 55 never ever ever questions for today's episode I'm really excited because next week is going to be an even better episode That is going to be on the more serious side and it's a two-part episode which is crazy So I've never done that But also I'm excited because it not gives me a break because we've already recorded those two episodes And I am in LA right now So if you guys are listening to this put in the comments who you want me to interview because I'm thinking of bringing back guests in the podcast I feel like I've shared enough of me doing solo episodes and let me know what you guys think about who you'd want on the pod If I'm in LA, I think I can pull interview in a few people Let me know who you're thinking of. I will try to get them on the pod and we can go from there But all right guys that is my never ever ever I hope you guys enjoyed some of the tea you just got today And I'll see you guys next week pretty exciting episode. That's my first episode ever that I've ever done It's a collaboration episode with another podcast that pretty much gives the same vibe I feel like you guys will never guess what it is And I feel like we're also on we're on the same side of the internet But we're also on different sides of the internet But we come from the similar but also different backgrounds I'm not hoping you guess where it is. I feel like you're still not gonna guess But it's going to be a really cool episode. It was fun And now I'm like hmm. I can't wait to do more of those kappa collab episodes on other podcasts Because I think I did something similar with Shia says when I was in the UK And I'm like how many other podcasts is can I podcast is crazy? How many more podcasts can I go on where will be a similar vibe like that? But stay tuned next week's episode is going to be epic And then it's a part two so there's another episode coming out There'll be a two-part series We're talking all things crazy stuff but very intimate very raw very honest very Am I too loud to ask which I love and Yeah guys and I'll see you in two weeks after those episodes with some guests that you would tell me in the comments Or in the DMs or somewhere else Okay All right guys, I love you so much. Don't forget to like comment and subscribe Give us a five-star rating on Apple, Spotify, Google, anywhere you get your podcasts Let me know if you enjoyed this episode. I always love over sharing. So you're welcome You're welcome and I'll see you guys in my next episode. Bye guys